I got this from Ranch... who got this from Maple who got this from some guy.
Dear Sir Ranch Fruity Claw II, aka Shawn:
I don't really know how to tell you this, but our horoscope doesn't match. I think I realized it last year outside of Chicago and I saw you sit on my avocado plant. I'm sure you're ashamed enough to understand how awful I've felt. I'm returning the pictures from LA to you, but I'll keep my virginity as a memory. You should also know that I always wanted to break eggplant-fetishism.
Warm regards,
Beautiful Murder, aka Wavesong aka SplinteredSaffron aka Sarabi Voilegele aka [...] Blash's property no more.
PS: I sure do lov